My collection of excerpts from bash.org
bash.org hall of fame
(if you get offended easily, don't go here)Clainsynar: What if all numbers were multiples of pi and our integer system was wrong?
TokMor: stop having such irrational thoughts!
tadpoleofdeath: Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?
elfking: why?
tadpoleofdeath: Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Snausages: So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.
Snausages: And the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
Myke: That struck a chord.
Snausages: Careful with those puns, you'll get in treble.
Myke: But they're key to my humour.
Myke: And very noteworthy.
ez76: a mac vs. pc commercial you'll never see:
"Whatcha doin, PC?"
"I'm playing this new game."
"Oh really, which one?"
"Any."
"Oh."
(silence)
(fade)
Malagmyr: This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.
Malagmyr: "In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."
Malagmyr: "However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
Malagmyr: Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah..... right...."